Here’s a neat little trick. You can make any name sound sexual through following this tried-and-true method. Simply make someone’s first name possessive and voilà! You now have a fun nickname for their private parts. Don’t believe us? Test it out yourself or follow along with these examples:

George’s Bush

Jim’s Carrey

Robert's Downey Junior

Peter’s Dinklage

Hillary’s Clinton

Hilary’s Swank 

Mao’s Zedong

Mary’s Poppins

John’s Candy

Lisa's Kudrow

Write your own in the space below!

 _____________’s _______________

Did you just fill in the blanks with sharpie? Right on your computer screen? What’s wrong with you?! That’s not my fault, I'm not paying for the damage. I’ll see you in court, motherfucker. And I play for keeps.